New York Times FINALLY Fires Jeffrey Toobin After (Allegedly) Masturbating During Zoom Call

(PresidentialWire.com)- Far-left newspaper The New York Times has finally fired Jeffrey Toobin after he was alleged to have masturbated during a video call with colleagues this year. According to The Daily Beast, the newspaper’s publisher, Conde Nast, told staff that Toobin has been relieved of his role in the company.

A staff memo from Stan Duncan, the “chief people officer” at Conde Nast, said that the investigation into Toobin’s behavior was finished.

“I am writing to share with you that our investigation regarding Jeffrey Toobin is complete, and as a result, he is no longer affiliated with our company,” Duncan said.

“I want to assure everyone that we take workplace matters seriously. We are committed to fostering an environment where everyone feels respected and upholds our standards of conduct,” he added.

That means no masturbating on Zoom calls…or at least making sure your webcam isn’t turned on while you do it…

Toobin was initially suspended in October after he was caught doing the unthinkable during a Zoo discussion with WNYC and New Yorker representatives. Two people who were on the call told VICE News that they were taking part in an “election simulation” that featured some of the biggest stars from the New Yorker.

They included Jane Mayer, who played establishment republicans, Evan Osnos who played Joe Biden,. And Masha Gessen who played Donald Trump. Sue Halpern played the far left, Andrew Marantz played the far right, and Jeffrey Toobin was to play the courts.

“Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin j*rking off,” VICE reported.

Not long after VICE went live with the report, David Remnick, the editor of The New Yorker confirmed he was suspended in a memo sent to staff.

Toobin stands by his claim that it was an accident, though didn’t deny the fact he actually did it.

“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” he said. “I apologize to my wife, family, friends, and co-workers,” he said in a statement.

Will CNN now need to look for a new chief legal analyst, too?